i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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