i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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