Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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