We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
