a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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