He told me they were just razor bumps!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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