And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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