you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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