With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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