My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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