I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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