dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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