U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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