Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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