i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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