Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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