the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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