Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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