It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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