They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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