Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
