Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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