I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
