Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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