I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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