So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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