farters have to be the big spoon...
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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