Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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