i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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