If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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