Tell her she can't have a vagina
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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