He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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