Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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