you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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