If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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