RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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