But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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