yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
