everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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