Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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