If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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