Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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