I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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