By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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