It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
