1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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