Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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