if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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