Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I believe in your delicious
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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