One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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