Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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