I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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