I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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