Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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