i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My life is pants optional.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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