it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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